
A friend showed me this video called "drug dealer girlfriend" by mike posner. I watched it and liked it. I seriously thought about it what if i had a girlfriend who slang birds? Honestly if my girl was a drug dealer i would be singing "my chick bad my chick hood my chick is badder than yours!" lmao. A drug lord as a girlfriend would be different cause i had my share of girls. From cheerleaders, party girls, ghetto girls, hoes, skateboarder girls, chruch girls,smart girls, dumb girls, sorority girls, singers, super models, childish girls, rich girls, nymphos, hippie girls, and army girls so yeah, you get the picture. I never dated a girl that lived that dangerous before. I wouldn't mind living the fast life with one.
I think it would have its ups and downs like any other relationship. I know she would be totally attractive though, im not shallow but i never dated a girl who wasn't gorgeous. Im not stereo typing but i see her as columbian or cuban maybe latin girl with a pretty face long hair and innocent looks( you have to watch out for them innocent girls they're the crazy ones). I don't think she would be selling big large amounts of drugs for all her life cause i would probly meet her at a college.I might meet her in intro to chemistry she would tutor me cause she cooks like a chemist.She would teach me her ways i would teach her mine. I would learn how to roll joints with her and let her get me high almost every night and i just might smoke kush for the rest of my life. She could be my bad influence and i can be her conscience. The more we hang we relate to life more with one another and realize we're not that different. I can just picture myself watching the way she count all that money would turn me on. Probably could never get in touch wit her on her fone but she got 3 pagers, what the hell!?! She would tell my college friends got everything they need from crack to kush for the low and her good looks would attract all the customers. She would hit me up real late in the night and show up to my dorm. After we sex and its over we keep going and after we pass out she leaves the next morning bright in early to get the money and i wake up to sum hundered in my wallet, now thats a happy ending.
We're attracted to each other's ambition and all we want is big money and live big dreams. Im just willing to work hard for it all and she trying to get it any way she can. Like sometimes when the sunset, i would share it with her, i would see that soft side and she would hug me tight lik she hug her posts on campus and we would talk about life after school. Now if she knew that my ex girls still like me she would wack my ex girls if she saw them in street. Just because she's selling weed and screaming fuck the other side wont changed the fact that she still do girl things. Hair done and toes done she would be walking in everything from heels to sneakers to flip flops. Perfume and body oils smelling like cherries and berries, i would joke with her and ask her "is that new fruity kush you been smoking on?"She would take me shopping for my birthday and i'll buy her a new digital scale, a pair of heels and some baking soda for her birthday. If i treat her right She would treat me great and spoil me and take me traveling out the country, but how am im gonna top that? (i have no idea so don't ask). When something bad happens i'll ask her certain questions she might play dumb and plead the 5th on some dave chappelle shit.
In the summer time she would be rollin with her crew of females through the city like charlies angels or something poppin bottles. They could be scrapped with a automatic telling lames "they can have it!" Jeezy might be her favorite rapper hands down. If we get in a fight over something crazy, i wouldn't hit her, but she might pull a gun on me if she doesn't get her point across. I would hold her down and stash whatever she needed in my room. she could spend the night at my place and disappear for a few days. All my college friends would be excited for me they would be like "dude your lucky as fuck!" They would love her more than i would cause she would let them have used blunts that she didn't even want. I wouldn't mind dating a drug dealer and keeping one as my girlfriend maybe cause she keeps my life intresting and spontaneous. Shes not out of my leauge, but everyone calls her cool or dangerous, she's out of average she's different. I guess opposites attract though. Now ask what my parents think? a future doctor dating a drug dealer/future scientist is another story....